Sunday, December 30, 2007

Temple Square

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Happy New Year!

“It is proper during this season when we commemorate His birth that we remember the Lord Jesus Christ in reverence and with love. He has done for us what we could not do for ourselves. He has brought meaning to our mortal existence. He has given us the gift of eternal life.”
-Gordon B. Hinckley

Dear Family and Friends,

Greetings! We hope this finds you happy and well. What a wonderful time of year it is!

Ellie was born on April 27 this year, and what a blessed little joy she is! I’m telling you, this gal was born happy. She has brought such happiness to our lives. Today she was jumping around in her little door jumper, smiling and laughing proudly. Cutie. Her bright smile makes me so happy. I catch a glimpse of heaven when I look at her. She only just recently relocated from there!

Some time ago I walked into the living room, and Amelia had tucked her little dolls in ‘bed’ on the floor with Ellie’s play mat. I looked around, and there were little beds all over the room. She does this on a regular basis now. She also says the funniest things. Nowadays, if she gets an owwie, she’ll come in and say in her cute little voice something like, “Mom! The floor said, ‘come over here and slip! Get a booboo!” or, “The chair said, ‘come get a bonk!’ and I said, ‘no!’, and the chair said, ‘heh, heh, heh!’” You should hear her ‘mischievous’ voice. She’s a riot.
We haven’t had to go to the ER in over a year, and what a welcome change that is! She has clinically outgrown her peanut allergy, but we haven’t dared give her nuts yet. Her allergist also believes she’ll soon outgrow her dairy allergy, and she’s now able to eat fish. We had salmon for dinner. Mmm. We were told there’s only about a 20% chance per allergy that she’ll outgrow them. All of her allergen levels have gone down, and some have disappeared, so we feel extraordinarily blessed. Now we avoid all dairy and egg, but maybe someday she’ll get to have chocolate chip cookies!

Ellie appears to have some food allergies, or at least sensitivities. We won’t know for sure until she is tested when she’s a little bit older. We know what to look out for now, so I feel much more prepared.

It was Matt’s turn for a near death experience this year. He had gone into the VA for a GI scope. This is a routine, non-invasive procedure. I’ll sum up the ensuing suffering by saying that 5 days later he was at work and had to tell his boss, “I think I need to go to the ER.” By the time he got there (again, VA) he was almost in need of a blood transfusion. They had clipped him during the GI scope and he had nearly bled to death. He lost quite a bit of weight and was in the hospital for 3 days. He is NEVER going back to the VA! After recovering from this harrowing incident, Matt has decided to go to grad school! He took the GRE and will be applying for a mechanical engineering master’s program.

I have tried to keep busy this year. Recently I’ve taken up the ukulele and can be heard plucking stirring renditions of “Happy Birthday to You.” I just got some Hawaiian ukulele music books from the early 1900s with high ambitions of one day being able to pay the hukilau song. Our family also has taken up rockhounding! So far this year we have found a glamorous array of geodes, agates, apache tears and topaz! Not to mention radioactive fluorite from the West Desert (we decided to let the U of U geology department keep that lucky find).

So that is how we are! We are so grateful to know each of you. Our lives are enriched and blessed by each family member and friend, and we feel so very thankful to have you. May your Christmas be a memorable one, and this coming year full of happiness and achieved goals.

Most sincerely,
Kathryn, Matt, Amelia and Ellie


Amelia's first written words: "To Dad"

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Thursday, December 27, 2007

Water Storage: Suggestions for How to Store Water Safely

Water is the most important thing to have in an emergency. (Okay, okay, it depends on the emergency. You can, however, only last so long without clean water to drink.) So, here are my suggestions for how to store it. I have sited sources used.

How to Store Water

Pre-Storage Treatments:
No additional household bleach is needed when water comes directly from a good pre-treated municipal water supply.

Add 8 drops (1/2 tsp.) household bleach (5.25% sodium hypochlorite) per gallon of water if the water is clear and not chlorinated. *See Disinfection below.

Add 16 drops (1 tsp.) of bleach per gallon if water is cloudy.

Water Storage Containers:
Plastic juice or soda bottles (made of PETE plastic) are the best. They should be thoroughly cleaned and rinsed prior to use. Don’t use milk jugs, as they degrade.
Food Grade heavy plastic buckets or drums. (NEVER use containers that have held chemicals, bleach, or other non-food items.)

Protect water storage containers from light and heat. Algae can grow if water is exposed to light. Store in areas where leakage will not cause damage to the home. Rotate water every 6 months.

Emergency Outdoor Water Sources:
*rainwater *ponds and lakes *natural springs *streams and rivers
Note: NEVER use flood water. Avoid water with floating material, an odor or dark color. Only use saltwater if you first distill it.
Filter out organic material and silt first by using a clean cloth or coffee filter and funnel.

Pre-Use Treatments
If the water isn’t pure, use a combination of methods below:

Filtration: There are many good water filters on the market. Get one with activated carbon elements which help remove some chemical elements. Look for a filter system that has a pre-filter before the micro-filter. Micro-filter should be removable or field cleanable. Some models also add chemicals to kill bacteria. Do your homework.

Disinfection: You can use household bleach to kill microorganisms. Use only regular household liquid bleach that contains 5.25% sodium hypochlorite. Don’t use scented bleaches, color safe bleaches or bleaches with added cleaners.

Method: Add 16 drops of bleach per gallon of water, stir and let stand 30 mn. If water doesn’t have a slight bleach odor, repeat the dosage and let stand another 15 mn.

*The only agent used to treat water should be liquid bleach. Other chemicals such as iodine or water treatment products sold in camping stores that don’t contain 5.25% sodium hypochlorite as the only active ingredient aren’t recommended and shouldn’t be used.

Boiling: Boil water for 3-5 minutes plus 1 additional minute for every 1,000 feet in elevation.

Distilling: While the aforementioned methods kill most microbes, distillation will remove microbes, heavy metals, salt and most other chemicals. Distillation involves boiling water and then collecting the vapor that condenses back to water.
To distill, fill a pot halfway with water. Tie a cup to the handle on the pot’s lid so that the cup will hang right side up when the lid is upside down (make sure the cup isn’t hanging into the water) and boil for 20 mn. The water that drips from the lid into the cup is distilled. You may also buy distillation equipment, but it is expensive. Also, distillation is a slow process.

*Water can go flat with storage and after boiling. Aerate it by pouring the water back and forth between two containers.

*Hide that bleachy taste with a powdered drink mix.

*Do you know the location of your incoming water valve? You’ll need to shut it off in an emergency to stop contaminated water from entering your home in the event of broken water or sewage lines.

*To use the water in your pipes, let air into the plumbing by turning on the faucet at the highest level in your house. A small amount of water will trickle out. Then obtain water from the lowest faucet in the house.

*To use the water in your hot water tank, be sure the electricity or gas is off, and open the drain at the bottom of the tank. Start the water flowing by turning off the water intake valve and turning on a hot water faucet. Don’t turn on the gas or electricity when the tank is empty.

*If supplies run low, never ration water. Drink the amount you need today, and try to find more for tomorrow. You can minimize the amount of water you need by reducing activity and staying cool.

Sources: FEMA, providentliving.org, Red Cross

“Preparing for Disaster.” Developed by the American Red Cross and the Department of Homeland Security, Federal Emergency Management Agency.

http://www.providentliving.org/content/display/0,11666,2246-1-1125-1,00.html

Get your free FEMA disaster preparedness book, “Are You Ready?” 1-800-480-2520

Checklist / How to make a 72 hour emergency preparedness kit

I think that it's essential to have a 72 hour kit. So, I have compiled the following helper to get you on your way. These are only my suggestions, based on research I have done as sited.
During an emergency, you may be evacuated and only have minutes to gather what you need. If you have a kit, you're good to go!

1- Water
* one gallon of water per person per day for at least three days, for drinking and sanitation
* Household chlorine bleach and medicine dropper – When diluted nine parts water to one part bleach, bleach can be used as a disinfectant. Or in an emergency, you can use it to treat water by using 16 drops of regular household liquid bleach per gallon of water. Do not use scented, color safe or bleaches with added cleaners.

Additional items you may consider adding:
* Water purifier
* Bandanna / coffee filter to filter out large sediment
* Drink mix to add to purified water to improve taste

2- Food
* At least a three-day supply of non-perishable food
* Can opener for food (if kit contains canned food. Note, 'poptop' cans may pop open in kit!)
* Ways to prepare food such as solar oven, barbecue and charcoal, wood, Sterno, etc.)
* Infant formula
* Pet food and extra water for your pet (where applicable)
* Mess kits, paper cups, plates and plastic utensils, paper towels
* Matches in a waterproof container (matches can be made waterproof by dipping in wax)

3- Clothing / comfort items[1]
* Complete change of clothing including a long sleeved shirt, long pants and sturdy shoes.
* Underwear
* Warm socks
* Rain gear: umbrella, waterproof coat/poncho
* coat, hat, gloves, thermal underwear
* Sunglasses
* Work gloves
* Books, games, puzzles or other activities for children
* Pictures of the family

4- Hygiene / Sanitation
* Dust mask, to help filter contaminated air
* Moist towelettes, garbage bags and plastic ties for personal sanitation
* Household bleach for disinfecting contaminated areas
* Rags to clean with
* Rubber gloves for cleaning
* diapers (where applicable)
* Hand sanitizer
* Soap
* Toiletries such as deodorant, toothpaste, toothbrush, floss, fingernail clippers, feminine hygiene products, comb
* Toilet paper

5- First Aid Kits
Things you should have:
* Two pairs of Latex, or other sterile gloves (if you are allergic to Latex).
* Sterile dressings to stop bleeding.
* Cleansing agent/soap and antibiotic towelettes to disinfect.
* Antibiotic ointment to prevent infection.
* Burn ointment to prevent infection.
* Adhesive bandages in a variety of sizes.
* Eye wash solution to flush the eyes or as general decontaminant.
* Thermometer
* Prescription medications you take every day such as insulin, heart medicine and asthma inhalers. You should periodically rotate medicines to account for expiration dates.
* Prescribed medical supplies such as glucose and blood pressure monitoring equipment and supplies.

Things it may be good to have:
* Scissors
* Tweezers
* Tube of petroleum jelly or other lubricant
* A handy first aid book

Non-prescription drugs:
* Aspirin or non-aspirin pain reliever
* Anti-diarrhea medication
* Antacid (for upset stomach)
* Laxative

6- Important Documents / Money / etc.[2]
* Important family documents such as copies of insurance policies, wedding certificates, identification, medical insurance and Medicare cards, family records, medical records, wills, deeds, social security number, charge and bank accounts information, tax records, immunizations records and bank account records in a waterproof, portable container.
* Cash or traveler's checks and change ($100 is recommended)
* Meeting plan – where to meet family in case of emergency. This should be a place outside of the home. A backup place should also be agreed upon.
* Evacuation plan – how to get out of the house in case of emergency. You should practice with family how to get out of each room of the house, preferably 2 ways out of each room. Also, evacuation plan for how to leave the city. This should include all possible routes. Consult local map and map out evacuation routes.
* Contact list. This should include a contact person outside of the state family members can contact in case of separation.
* Local maps with evacuation routes highlighted

CONTACT LIST / IMPORTANT NUMBERS:
Police: 911
Fire Department: 911
Poison Control: 1-800-222-1222
Doctor: fill in appropriate numbers
Dentist: "
Family contact: "
Father / Mother / Spouse’s work:Child’s school: "

7- Shelter and other essentials
* Sleeping bag or warm blanket for each person. Consider additional bedding if you live in a cold-weather climate.
* Paper and pencil
* Battery-powered or hand crank radio and a NOAA Weather Radio with tone alert and extra batteries for both
* Flashlight and extra batteries
* Whistle to signal for help
* Plastic sheeting and duct tape to shelter-in-place and rope OR pup tent / small tent
* Wrench or pliers to turn off utilities
* Prescription glasses

For Baby:

* Formula * Diaper Rash Ointment
* Diapers * Moist Towelettes
* Bottles * Medications
* Powdered Milk * Clothing items as described above

You may also want to include:

* Axe * Mirror (for signaling, shaving, etc.)
* Cell Phone * Ear plugs
* Fire Extinguisher

This was compiled with help from the following Handy References:
http://www.ready.gov/
www.fema.gov/areyouready? Call: 1-800-480-2520 for a free disaster preparedness manual
http://www.redcross.org/
http://www.providentliving.org/

Additionally:
Review/update your supplies regularly, especially if you have growing children. Check your kits 2x / year at General Conference Time. During this time rotate your water and food. (This is also a good time to check smoke / carbon monoxide detectors and rotate batteries). Also, rotate medical supplies as needed and clothing / diapers for growing children / babies. Always keep your car at least half full of gas in case of immediate evacuation. If you don’t have a car, arrange with a support network that can take you along in case of evacuation, and to check on you in case of emergency. It is wise to keep a written list of all items in your kit along with expiration dates so you can just check the list every 6 months. Store your items in an easy to carry container and easily accessible place. Keep first aid kits, water, food, and warm blankets in your car as well. IMPORTANT: Make sure your kit is easy to grab and carry-able. Ta Da!

[1] You may want to include a red/orange/lime green shirt or other clothing item, as these colors are easy for rescuers to spot.

[2] scan your documents (ID, passport, prescriptions, etc.) and email the images to yourself on a secure Internet server. This doesn't replace the photocopies you should carry with you, but it does give you a backup if all other copies are destroyed.

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Sticky Situation

Today I finished a necklace I was making. After I tied the knot, I decided that it looked like it needed some reinforcing. So, I went onto the back porch and grabbed our superglue. It is actually called 'Krazy Glue', and now I know why.
I tried to put the tiniest bit onto my knot. It wouldn't come out, so I squeezed a little harder. Still stuck. A little bit more and...
KaSPLAT!
All over my finger, my necklace, the railing and who knows where else!!!
I ran to the sink, envisioning the purple necklace stuck to my hand through the holidays.
"This old thing, oh, just accessorizing!"
Luckily, it came off, but the superglue? Not so much.
Nice.

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

WOO HOO!

We got a call from Amelia's allergist's office yesterday....

HER MILK ALLERGY IS ALMOST GONE!!!

Hurray, hurray!

She is going to go up to the RTU at Primary's and have a milk challenge in the Spring. Happy Day!

Her egg allergy is still threatening, but it also went down. I was so worried about the prospects of sending her to school if she still had these allergies. It seems almost like a dream to think that someday maybe I won't feel like the world is filled with allergen poison!

We feel so blessed! Yay!

Sock Wars

So I read an article in the Wall Street Journal the other day that just had me rolling. It also created an indescribable urge to learn how to knit!

Check it out at:

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB119766934184930123.html?mod=ONLX

So funny. (Read the article first, much funnier than the video).

Saturday, December 15, 2007

Matt took Amelia to Primary Children's Medical Center yesterday to get a blood test. She has multiple severe food allergies, and has to be tested at least once a year to see where her allergen levels are. It's called a RAST test.
Amelia came home with her battle wound. Usually she does very well, and sometimes doesn't cry at all.
"Mommy, I cried!" she said, pointing to her poke.
Matt said it was somewhat traumatic, they had a hard time drawing her blood.
It's always traumatic to see your child in pain.
I thought back two years ago, when Amelia was 1o months old. We had gone to Market Street Broiler for my mom's birthday. The doctor had mentioned we could start giving her dairy. So, we gave her a small bite of ice cream. Instantly her face swelled, bright red and she couldn't breath. She choked and coughed up mucous. I didn't know what was going on. We rushed her to the doctor, where they gave her benedryl and ordered blood tests. We were told she had had anaphylactic shock, and the suspects were milk or eggs. "Impossible," I thought. I didn't know people could be allergic to milk. And, certainly not my little girl.

I was in the waiting room of Amelia's doctor's office some weeks later. Dr. Suzanne Holbrook, (the best pediatrician who ever lived) crouched down next to me with the test results. She started naming off Amelia's allergens, "eggs, dairy, peanuts..."
"STOP!" I agonized mentally. I couldn't believe what she was saying, and certainly didn't comprehend it.
"...crab, wheat." She explained what this meant, but I didn't understand a word. My mind was reeling.
Then, she looked at me and said, "Kathryn, she's yours for a reason."
I thanked her, took the paperwork home, and studied everything I could get my hands on about allergies.
I learned that true food allergies are an auto-immune disease. The body overreacts to the allergen, releasing histamines and something called IgE (immunoglobulin E). Food allergies are different than intolerances. Lactose intolerance will cause discomfort if milk is ingested, but a dairy allergy can be fatal even if exposed to the tiniest bit.
We avoided all dairy, egg, nut, fish, shellfish and wheat products while we waited 6 months to see Jan Broadbent (she's the best allergist in the state, and I dare say one of the best around anywhere). She told us Amelia wasn't allergic to wheat, but to completely avoid everything else.
Thankfully, our little gal has outgrown her peanut allergy and her shellfish/fish allergy. Considering that there is only a 20% chance of that happening per allergy, we feel incredibly blessed! We still haven't given her peanuts, we're too scared, but we had salmon for dinner just the other day, and she loves shrimp.

I looked at my little girl, her sparkly star bandage and tear-stained cheeks, and hugged her tight. Maybe someday she'll be able to have milk, omelets, and pizza... but for now we carry epinephrine shots and benedryl everywhere we go.

Learn a little more about milk allergies:
http://www.cnn.com/2007/HEALTH/conditions/11/12/milk.allergy/index.html?section=cnn_latest

To learn even more about allergies, go to the bottom of the page and click on the links.

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

political soapbox

Someone asked me the other day if I was a Republican. I cringed at the thought of answering. Yes, it is true that I live in the Red State of Utah. And I’ll even admit that I am a registered Republican, for the sole purpose of being able to vote in the primaries and go to caucuses, but I’d rather not profess loyalty to any one party.

It’s just another label I’d rather avoid.

It seems like these parties are creating divides within our political system which make passing legislation next to impossible. Why can’t we just work together on issues that really matter? No one party shares all of my values, and for me, voting for someone just because they are from a particular party is selling my vote cheaply. It’s as ludicrous as voting for someone because they are a woman or because they are black or white or because of their religion.

What does this person believe about abortion? What are they going to do about the health care system? Who is going to clean up our environment? Who is going to pay for it?

Where is the candidate that practices what they preach? The one who continually tackles problems with positive outcomes? Which candidate treats those around them civilly and respectfully? Can any one of them balance the budget!

Furthermore, I am troubled by the constant media buzz featuring forerunning candidates for president. The news has been littered with controversial stories targeting presidential hopefuls based on such issues as race, religion and gender.

It seems obvious that you cannot judge the fundamental character of a person based on personal bigotry, chauvinism, racism, or by other such demeaning methods. Why then judge the competency of a presidential candidate based on religion, race, or gender? If one has not studied the doctrines of another’s faith, how can they judge with integrity whether or not that person’s religion will be a detrimental factor in holding the office of president? Why would the color of one’s skin determine whether or not they are capable of understanding the American people? Why can’t a woman change the course of America for the better?

I will not vote for Hilary Clinton because she is a woman. I will not vote for Barack Obama because he is black. And I will not vote for Mitt Romney because he is a Mormon. I believe that candidates should be voted for based on their merit. What have these people accomplished? Where do they stand on issues that impact the American people? Is their conduct morally consistent with what they profess to stand for?
In short, I believe that if a candidate were elected because she is a woman, or because he is a Mormon, or because he is black, he or she would have been elected for the wrong reason.

So, don’t ask me if I am a Republican, because I just may ask you who you are going to vote for. Or worse: why.

Friday, December 7, 2007

caveat emptor

Amelia found some coins on my dresser the other day. I had hitherto kept them from her due to their chokable qualities. Pennies have zinc on the inside which can be very, very dangerous to little G.I. tracts (or any tracts, for that matter). Besides, I figured I'd wait until she appreciated the value of money. You know, good pay for a job well done type thing. Then I realized, she has done lots of jobs very well. It was time, I decided, to teach Amelia about the wonders of money.
I had in mind a lovely conversation that would educate my little 3-year-old about money as:

a medium of exchange
a way to invest in the future by saving today!
what we are paid, as in wages in exchange for work

etc, etc.

I figured it was time to impart of my knowledge (I have to use my economics degree for something!)

We searched around the house and found a cute little purse with a zipper and a button to keep her money safe. There was a green, plastic coin inside with a 4 leaf clover on it from St. Patty's day.

"Here, Amelia, put your money in here!"

Soon I was teaching Amelia about not leaving her money on the carpet where Ellie could choke on it. I gave up on the idea of a financially savvy toddler, and put her purse on the piano.

Later, Amelia ran in with her money.
"Mom, money are my favorites!"

Well, I guess I taught her something.

Friday, November 30, 2007

unique gift ideas

While sick, in my free moments (when I'm not blowing my nose or chasing children), I've been surfing e-bay for the perfect Christmas gifts!
HA!
At least at the mall I can peruse aisles of potential givables quickly. (I know peruse is used in reference to reading, so I suppose I perused e-bay, but it sounded good for the mall, too.)
I thought maybe I'd get Matt a nice triangle! You know, the kind you take out on the back porch and gong away on to call the children in from the hills for dinner.
Only, we don't have a back porch. Or any hills.

So I thought maybe I'd get him a remote control racing boat! I found a great one called "The Whale" that even comes with an extra motor! (Alarming?)
Only, we don't have a pond, and it said it was "fast!," so it probably wouldn't work for the tub. I don't think the ducks at the park would appreciate it, either.

So I thought maybe I could get him something from the electronic section! Guys love electronics. Only, I wasn't sure what he'd want, and the cheaper stuff is all outdated, anyway. So I ended up looking at Hawaiian sheet music instead!

Oh well. Maybe we can form a ukulele band!

Any unique gift ideas? Or memorable gifts from Christmases past? Post them on the comments!

"Malum consilium quod mutari non potest" -Publilius Syrus ("It's an ill plan that cannot be changed")

So, Matt and I have been sick for over a week now.

I've noticed that Matt sings a lot more when he becomes ill. He develops this nice baritone, and shows it off by singing low low songs.

"Ol' man river, Dat ol' man river He mus' know sumpin'... "

Okay, so I haven't actually heard him singing that one, but if he knew it he would.

My voice doesn't accomodate melodious accompaniments when I catch a cold. I sound more like a cackly witch:

"Come here, my pretty! And your little dog, too! Hehh hehh hehh hehh hehh!"

Matt lulls the kids to bed with his handsome under-the-weather voice. Children run when I'm sick.

Friday, November 23, 2007

Let's not make this a tradition

A turkey at Zion's National Park, March 2005.


It's the day after Thanksgiving.


We all sat around the house in our pajamas, because for the second year in a row we were sick for Thanksgiving.


Last year we had planned, along with my mother and siblings, to bring the meal up to Gram's house. I came down with something nasty and we ended up watching The Brady Bunch. (My family took pity on us and brought by some dinner.)

This year, Matt came down with something a day before Thanksgiving. We, again, had been planning on making dinner and bringing it up to Gram's.


Alas, it was not to be. I called up Uncle Grant and he graciously invited Gram to his place.


Let's not make this a tradition.


On the bright side, a list of gratitude. I am grateful for:


My father in Heaven, Jesus and my family! (So not cliche, they'll always be at the top of my list)

The gospel

Good health

Baby smiles and little laughs

Toothpaste and floss

Central heat (try living in Honshu, Japan. They have these little portable gas heaters, but you have to open a door for ventilation so you don't asphixiate. I love Japan, but not necessarily that part)

Good food

Sweaters in winter

Fall leaves

Those little seals on baby jars that 'pop!' when you open them

Carbon monoxide detectors (don't ask. Scary story. Did you know that to be effective they have to be low to or on the ground? Carbon Monoxide sinks.)

Mailmen

Good humor

Doctors

The way cinamon smells

The way cinamon tastes. Mmm!

Clean water

Small town anyone can join choirs! Hallelujah!

Life


Anyone may leave comments, (because I finally figured out how to format that!)

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

I blame the hospital gown

I had a doctor's appointment the other day. I had to strip down from the waist up and put on a lovely hospital gown. (They never come in my size).
While I sat trying to keep my shoulders just so (just so my beautiful gown wouldn't slip off) the doctor looked over the tests I had gotten and explained what they meant. It is impossible to pay full attention to anything, let alone medical stuff, when you're wearing the equivalent of your bed sheets tossed over your shoulders.
After the doctor was finished, he told me the nurse would be in in a moment with some informational sheets. A moment? What's a moment in medical jargon, anyway? Are we talking layman's terms or 'the doctor will see you in a moment' terms? Since I was in a medical office, I decided it must be the latter.
He was clearly finished with me, and he didn't mention to change back, but I figured it was implied. Besides, I'd look silly sitting around in my billowing flaps of gown, swinging my legs over the examination table. The nurse would come in and ask in a surprised tone, "Why, hasn't the doctor seen you yet??"
I'd have plenty of time to change, read the cookbook I'd brought, and plan out the entire menu for Thanksgiving dinner before she made it back.

I had worn 2 shirts and a sweatshirt. I hurriedly got into my undergarments, and thought I'd just slip the shirt/sweater ensamble on all in one big swoosh.
Success!
So I thought!
I looked down to find that one of the shirts I tried to pull on had entirely escaped the dressing process. It drooped sloppily spilling out from my collar. I grabbed it quickly and threw it onto the exam table.
It looked messy. I couldn't leave it there. Now the nurse would wonder why I was leaving clothes lying all around and feel sorry for my husband because of his sloppy wife.
"I have time," I thought. "Just another quick swoosh and I'll be ready to go!"
Just to be safe, I decided to put the shirt on while still wearing my regular clothes. I wouldn't want to be caught half dressed, after all.
I put the shirt over my head. "And now, I'll just tuck it into my sweatshirt, take out my arms, put them into the shirt sleeves, weave my arms back into the other shirt and sweatshirt, and voila!"
My shirt was instantly twisted into a knotted trap. My arm was stuck at an 80 degree angle and tap, tap, tap came the nurse!
I yanked as hard as I could and jerked my arm back into my sleave just as she was walking in. The fugitive shirt flipped up in my face and hung limply around my neck. Her smile quickly faded and she swiftly looked down at her paperwork, her face not quite as red as mine. "Is everything okay?" she asked. Heh, heh.
I did the only thing a rational person in this situation could do. I walked over, acting as if it were perfectly normal to have my shirt sagging out of my sweatshirt collar. She half smiled and brough over the paperwork for me to see. I couldn't see it, the shirt was flopped right in my way. I flipped it casually over my shoulders and thanked her for the informational paperwork.

Sunday, November 18, 2007

A picture is worth a thousand words- revisited

So, I accidentally deleted a post. Oops. I'm new to this whole blogging thing. So, here they are again, plus a few new ones:

























"We don't see things as they are. We see things as we are."
~Anais Nin, (1903-1977), French-American novelist and diarist

Thursday, November 8, 2007

Halloween!


We love Halloween. Every year we carve pumpkins, and Matt's work has a $75 grand prize contest. So, with this incentive, we came up with "Jack the Juggler!" and the PAGA (pumpkins agains gourd abuse) pumpkins. And... we won! Yay. One of our hobbies pays off.

Matt was a devilled egg. Ha ha.


FISH FOOD! The date on here is obviously wrong. Isn't she a cute dragon?

Our sweet little bumble bee.

Aww.



Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Ill fated new hobby


Driving out to the desert to search for rocks to bring home and crowd up the basement never sounded very alluring to me. That was before cousin Emily told us about Topaz.
"They're everywhere, and when the sun hits them just right, they sparkle and shine all over the place!"
Gathering semi-precious gems suddenly sounded like fun.
So, the whole family, including Mom and my step dad Steve, cousins Em and Mark, Matt's sister Becca, Amelia, Matt, Ellie and I head out to the West Desert! YAY!
IT WAS SO FUN. We cooked on an open fire with minimally scorched food, camped out under the stars, (okay, Ellie and I were in the car, but hey- she was only 4 1/2 months old at the time) and gathered precious gems the next morning! It was so much fun!
We were hooked. Our family headed out again a few weeks later, and this time we were invited to a leased out mine to collect! Ooh it was fun. We actually got some very good (for amatures) specimens this time.
So then we decide to go to the Dugway Geode Beds.
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We invited some of our best friends, Jessica and Ron, to come. We invited Mom and the gang, and she and Tim's cronies decided to meet us there.
It didn't look very far on the map, and we had a later start than anticipated, but by lunch time we were in the budding metropolis of Vernon, Utah. (Population 700. I asked.) From there we took the Pony Express and were soon slowed down by a cattle drive. Cowboys and girls were moving their herd right down the road. "Hey, this is exciting," I thought, "real cowboys!"
The Pony Express is much longer than I expected getting to the Geode Beds. 50 miles of bumpy dirt road. Really bumpy.
"We'll be nice and relaxed by the time we get there," says Matt, "from this nice massage."
Then, about 15 miles in, Matt sees strange black rocks flying up in the air.
"STOP KATHRYN, THE TIRE'S FLAT!" yells Ron.
Our tire slumped sadly. Shredded. Completely.
The English instructions for how to get the spare out were ruined. Luckily, Ron speaks French.
Every time a car full of hunters sped by, the girls all jumped back into the car to avoid the dust. I look around, trying to see if Mom is in the distance. Nope.


Ron 'cursed' the tire in French.

Eventually we were back on the road, thanks to our heroic men. Not without trepidation, however.
I notice someone else's shredded tire thrown out to the side of the road.
Heh, heh.
Hmm, there's another one.
No one around but us. And this crummy road!
I slow down to about 15 miles an hour.
There's another shredded tire.
"People have died out here," I begin to think. "I wonder how."
I start making mental note of where the shredded tires are, just in case we lose another one and I have to improvise with blown tires.
Did I mention we're 50 miles from nowhere in the middle of Skull Valley?
Where's mom in case we need rescuing?!
3 hours later at about 5:00 we finally make it to the turn off for the Beds. It's only 2 miles now. I glance in the rear view mirror, and there's MOM! YAY! She can rescue us when our next tire pops.
We pulled onto the road leading to our hidden treasure.
It took some guess work, but we pulled right up to where the big dig sites are.
There's an entire boy scout tent city up and running.
I jump out of the car, and at my feet are hundreds of smashed geodes! I start scooping up some of the cool ones.
We grab our tools and run to the tailing pile. Tim and the boys are digging around, Mom is laughing and picking up tossed out geodes, and Amelia is squeeling with delight. I have Ellie in the snugli.
Matt and Ron dig and pick and labor while Jessica and I pick around at the ground.
In the end, I found about 20 geodes just by walking around. Matt dug to no avail. None. Galant man.
Pretty soon I can actually see us coming back out to the desert to collect hidden treasures.
Until, that is, we try and get home on that crummy road.